I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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