he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
