is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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