im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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