Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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