YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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