also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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