That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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