...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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