Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
