if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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