Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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