Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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