I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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