There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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