So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
