So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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