lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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