And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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