I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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