Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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