Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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