kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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