he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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