We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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