In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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