I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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