from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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