We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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