But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Randomize
