Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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