I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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