awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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