i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Jerry, you need to find god
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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