I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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