2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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