butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus