If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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