I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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