have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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