She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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