he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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