But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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