bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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