do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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