I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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