i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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