I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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