I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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