He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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