can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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