Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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