I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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