Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
