there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We have started to decorate penises.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
