If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize