I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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