Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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