goodnight i made you a song goodbye
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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