I pooped in a mop bucket.
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
My pussy is not your playground.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.