shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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