worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Shame - the story of my life.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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