he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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